ALMOST MUSTARD BOURBON EDITION BATCH #1
This isn’t your grandma’s condiment and it’s definitely not your average mustard. ALMOST MUSTARD is a rebellious fusion of fire and flavor, crafted for people who want their taste buds challenged, not cuddled. It hits with a sharp, golden zing, then roars into a full-bodied pepper heat that only Pepper Kong could deliver.
Born from culinary mischief and perfected with fearless creativity, ALMOST MUSTARD is the sauce for rule-breakers, flavor-chasers, and anyone ready to level up everything from pretzels to pulled pork. It’s bold. It’s unexpected. It’s almost mustard — and absolutely unforgettable.
⚠️ COMING SOON ⚠️
🔥 ALMOST MUSTARD 🔥
by PEPPER KONG
Not your average mustard.
A bold fermented mustard sauce crafted with bourbon-soaked mustard seeds, aged Thai chili peppers, apple cider vinegar, warm spices, and deep savory heat. Tangy, smoky, rich, and dangerously addictive — built to hit like a hot sauce but ride like a gourmet mustard.
Built for:
🍔 Burgers
🌭 Hot dogs
🍗 Fried chicken
🥨 Pretzels
🥪 Sandwiches
🔥 Anything needing a Kong-level upgrade
💥 FREE SAMPLE BOTTLES AVAILABLE 💥
Support the launch of Almost Mustard just pay $5.00 for shipping WELCOME TO THE FERMENTED ORDER.
WHERE FLAVOR IS CULTIVATED, FIRE IS RESPECTED, AND EVERY BOTTLE IS A STEP DEEPER INTO THE KONG SOCIETY.
